I googled world funniest joke and this was it

things-inbetween:

mellarkbakers:

image

Hahahahahaha

(Source: avoxified, via ninjacecy)

Be a real man and eat your girl out without her having to ask you to.

mylifeissoconfusing:

moment of silence for straight girls with boyfriends who don’t go down on them. 

(Source: teamasiangirls, via lovedaisyfromtx)

"How odd, I can have all this inside me
and to you it’s just words."

David Foster Wallace , The Pale King (via nl93)

(Source: wordsnquotes, via nl93)

bellamyyoung:

In which Hannah is all of us. [x]

(Source: hartwich, via hartosexuals-mdk)

Timestamp: 1409668807

bellamyyoung:

In which Hannah is all of us. [x]

(Source: hartwich, via hartosexuals-mdk)

heckannoying:

listening to music in your room like

image

(via gnarly)

caskett:

We are so proud of you Hannah

(via hartosexuals-mdk)

Timestamp: 1409649606

caskett:

We are so proud of you Hannah

(via hartosexuals-mdk)

tonystarks:

I was in the school plays, I did a lot of music. I carried on through university for short films and loads of plays.

(via itsdauntlessbitch)

Timestamp: 1409620812

tonystarks:

I was in the school plays, I did a lot of music. I carried on through university for short films and loads of plays.

(via itsdauntlessbitch)

"a person’s a person no matter how small"

Dr. Seuss, a pro-choice advocate who publicly donated to Planned Parenthood and actively sued pro-life organizations for using this as a slogan. Stop using this to justify your bullshit pro-life ideals. Not even the original author of the phrase agrees with you.  (via celestialfucker)

(via itsdauntlessbitch)

(via cathylon)

He is a gentleman, and I am a gentleman’s daughter. So far we are equal.

(Source: stvrmborn, via lovingprideandprejudice)

Timestamp: 1409601652

He is a gentleman, and I am a gentleman’s daughter. So far we are equal.

(Source: stvrmborn, via lovingprideandprejudice)

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  • Trackname:

    I Follow Rivers
  • Artist:

    Lykke Li
  • Album:

    I Follow Rivers (Remixes)