I googled world funniest joke and this was it
Be a real man and eat your girl out without her having to ask you to.
moment of silence for straight girls with boyfriends who don’t go down on them.
"How odd, I can have all this inside me
and to you it’s just words."
"a person’s a person no matter how small"
Dr. Seuss, a pro-choice advocate who publicly donated to Planned Parenthood and actively sued pro-life organizations for using this as a slogan. Stop using this to justify your bullshit pro-life ideals. Not even the original author of the phrase agrees with you. (via celestialfucker)